September 2009
2 posts
Nosy neighbors
Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres were at the same awards show and were talking to each other on the red carpet about how they were both wearing panty liners. Madonna asked Ellen where she bought hers, and Ellen said Linens ‘N Things. “Me too!” said Madonna. Then she bent down and sniffed Ellen’s crotch and said, “Wait, no you didn’t. You bought it from Job...
Not passing
I was in Oberlin. I was standing on the side of Wilder Bowl watching all the students walk by and being amazed at how I didn’t recognize any of them, either as individuals or as types.
A professor I used to know, who for some reason looked just like an archeologist in Rhode Island who my father works with sometimes and is friends with, came up to me and asked me if I could help him move a...