1. Fighting teenagers

    Someone came over and I interviewed him about being a new tenant in the apartment. I don’t know why it was me interviewing him, since I’m moving out, but I was. The guy was really disgustingly twinky-looking, and he had a terrible hairdo that looked halfway between James Brown and a mass of wilted brown seaweed. The interview ended up being mostly about the new Star Trek movie, which he loved. Despite his horrible appearance and bad taste in movies, I wanted to fuck him really bad, but I didn’t want anyone else who was in the room with us to know.

    Later on I realized that there was an emerging new genre of film: teens fighting each other for control of resources. I mentioned this to someone, and they said it reminded them of one movie in particular. It sounded like porn to me, but they said it wasn’t. I said I wished I could put it in my Netflix Watch It Now queue. Another movie was about space pirates. Someone was excited about it, but I wasn’t.

    They kept saying the word “knob” but pronouncing it “nub”. I didn’t know exactly what that meant, but I knew it was a disgusting euphemism, and I didn’t like it.