Advice

I was about to get a nose job. I was sitting on concrete steps with Chris and people walked by occasionally and asked me what my new nose was going to look like, and when I said I didn’t know yet they would give me advice on what they thought it should be. The guy who used to DJ Strangeways at the Green Room (the guy with long hair and plugs, not the short stocky one) had his nose all wrapped up and told me what style he got, but I don’t remember what he said. I said to Chris that I probably would want the same nose I have now, just closer to my face. He made a joke about turning it into a shelf. After that, all he wanted to talk about was how much he hates Beth Orton.