Trying to Remember

Nosy neighbors

Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres were at the same awards show and were talking to each other on the red carpet about how they were both wearing panty liners. Madonna asked Ellen where she bought hers, and Ellen said Linens ‘N Things. “Me too!” said Madonna. Then she bent down and sniffed Ellen’s crotch and said, “Wait, no you didn’t. You bought it from Job Lot.”

She was right. Ellen had bought her panty liners from Job Lot but lied and said Linens ‘N Things because she was embarrassed.

Eddie asked if we had had a Black girl over the other day, because Diana said she thought she saw one in the house. I didn’t remember a Black girl coming over recently, and when I asked Chris he didn’t either. We decided we needed to talk about Eddie and Diana about how nosy they are.